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This site practices what it preaches.

onlynines.app runs on the cheapest architecture we could get away with — on purpose. It gets assessed by Azure's Resiliency Agent and shot at with Chaos Studio, live, on conference stages. The scars are documented here.

Usage, publicly

zero-PII counters, straight from our database
assessments run2
stacks saved0
badges served3

Chaos-kill history

survived / died

No experiments yet. The first zone goes down on stage soon — watch this space, or better: be in the room.

External uptime monitoring badge lands here soon (measured from outside, so it survives our outages).